Karen and Erik

You wanna be on top… of Allison’s fat ass?!? Fatima for the win, you guys! She’s my favorite this year because she gives me the most giggles. Marvita is a close second. Now that they are friends, they will be unstoppable. As soon as they cut two feet off both of their weaves.
The makeup challenge was at Wal-Mart this episode - likely because even Target wants nothing to do with that crazy bat Tyra. And Kmart already has a famous megalomaniac running around.

Nothing much to say about makeovers, except Lauren is now hot (until she opens her mouth). Alison and her red hair (and fat ass) look like a broke-down Alyssa Milano. NOT a compliment. Also, TYRAVISION? Seriously, I felt like I was watching Blind Date. Erik: “Wait… did she just say, ‘I’ve never seen anything like this, but it’s something I invented.’?”

(Disclaimer: I’m sure Erik would want everyone to know that he did not watch ANTM voluntarily. Instead, his mean wife put it on while he was working on his laptop on the couch.)

Dominique is U-G-L-Y, she ain’t got no alibi, she ugly - both in appearance and that stank attitude. And she’s not going to lose that tranny reputation by saying things like “In my situation, I’m both the mother and the father”. But I think it’s unfair for them to say she looks like a soccer mom when they are the ones who gave her that haircut. Still, I don’t like her or her hidden penis, so blah blah blah. And those high waisted pants she wore at elimination - was she sporting camel toe or moose knuckle? WHO KNOWS?
Is Tyra ever going to stop pronouncing her name as “STAY-cee ANNNNNNNNNN”?

Goodbye, Allison. The elimination doesn’t mean that you’re not good enough, it doesn’t mean that you’re not beautiful, and it doesn’t mean that you’re not going to be a model. It just means that Tyra thinks you’re an ugly loser and Fatima thinks you have a fat ass. Karen agrees!

ETA: Jamsky just brought up an EXCELLENT point that I totally overlooked. When Fatima was getting her weave done, she was crying because she said it was “the most painful thing”. Really, Fatima? Getting a weave was the most painful thing that has ever happened to you? Well folks, you heard it from Fatima - weavery is more painful than female genital mutilation.

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