More Things I Learned While Unemployed

Kathie Lee Gifford is on the last hour of the Today Show, and is a complete jerk.

When I type “beer cozy tutorial” into Martha Stewart’s website and it returns with “Embroidered Tea Cozy Tutorial”, I feel like she is judging me.

Maury Povich just doesn’t care anymore.

WE ARE OUT OF SNICKERS.

One Response to “More Things I Learned While Unemployed”

  1. Dr. Mrs. Fitz Says:

    Tell Erik to hack into Martha’s website to change it to “Embroidered Long Island Tea Cozy Tutorial”. Genius!

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