Something I like to do in my spare time

Using Stanley’s quirks to annoy the Dog Whisperer on Twitter.

Jan 27th - me: If the Dog Whisperer guy is so fucking special, he’d be able to teach my dog to go down to Starbucks and bring me a double espresso.

(on this date, @cesarmillan started following my twitter feed.)

Jan 28th - me: @cesarmillan I see you are following me on Twitter. How can I get my dog to stop eating his poop, the cat’s poop, random rabbit poop?

Feb 4th - me: @cesarmillan you never answered my question about my poop-eating dog! Is there a poop whisperer out there?

March 3rd - me: @cesarmillan - my dog’s diet hasn’t changed, but his farts smell like poop and old eggs instead of just poop. Advice please!

March 4th - me: @cesarmillan - the dog just barked like crazy at the kids next door. Do I scold him for being rude, or praise him for IDing future felons?

March 9th - me: @cesarmillan - my dog just farted so loud that he woke himself up and started barking at the noise. Should I feel bad for laughing at this?

He has yet to answer me. Stanley continues to fart.

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4 Responses to “Something I like to do in my spare time”

  1. Fitz Says:

    I’m surprised he’s still subscribed to your feed!

    Also, speaking of eating poop

  2. karen Says:

    He’s still subscribed because I’m damn funny. Admit it.

  3. Basil Says:

    This is sooo awesome. I hope at one point he gets really angry in a reply, in 140 characters or less.

  4. Reagan Says:

    I don’t know you but I like you just for the poop-eating dog comments. I thought we were alone. Seriously! Cat’s poop, rabbit’s poop and his own poop!

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