A long list of things I don’t want to blog about.
I don’t want to blog about what has happened in the past two weeks.
I don’t want to blog about my mom getting sick, contracting MRSA, and needing a large chunk of her abdomen wall sliced out.
I don’t want to blog about how she is staying with us while she recovers, and that I am fixing her house while she is here.
I don’t want to blog about the cat we had to put to sleep (it’s not Fred).
I don’t want to blog about… stuff I am not comfortable sharing online.
I don’t want to blog about how a wonderful person I knew and worked with for 6 years just unexpectedly passed away two days ago from a heart attack (she was my age).
I don’t want to blog about being stressed.
I don’t want to blog about how I am so behind in 24 updates that it’s not even funny.
What I DO want to blog about is that today, I met an eye doctor who likes to kill dreams.
Long story short, I got some dirt in my eye yesterday that scratched it all to heck. I’m wearing my glasses that have an outdated prescription, and I can’t see shit. This morning, I get an early appointment with an eye doctor - not my usual one, but someone at the same practice.
He confirms that my eye is scratched, and gives me some antibiotic drops. I ask him, “will I need an eyepatch?”
Please, oh please, let me have an eye patch.
“No, no need for an eye patch.”
“Can I have one anyway?”
“No.”
Dude.
I’ve been unemployed for over four months. And without therapy for over four months. Additionally, I am spending every spare once of time taking care of someone or something and it is exhausting me. Now I have a big ol’ divot in my eyeball and I am TRYING to find the silver lining by thinking about how I could have fun pretending to be a pirate with my eye patch. If there was EVER a time that I needed some levity, it is NOW, DAMNIT.
(This is exactly what I said to him… a complete stranger.)
“Well, I’m afraid those eye patches are for those who really need them.”
He wrote me a prescription, gave me a brochure for “What You Need To Know About LASIK!” since I am blind as a bat, and sent me home.
Pirate bigotry… it’s alive and well in Charlotte, NC.
March 30th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
thankfully, I know someone who is pretty handy with a needle and thread and could easily make an eyepatch.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:40 am
When it rains, it pours. Sorry to hear about all the crap. Stupid doctors.
P)
(that’s the new smileyface-with-an-eyepatch I just invented).
Ѡ (and that’s a butt)
March 31st, 2009 at 6:52 pm
So sorry about everything. I would TOTALLY have given you an eyepatch. And probably a fake parrot (pediatricians have the CRAZIEST s… around)
April 1st, 2009 at 6:04 pm
That sucks. Sorry to hear about everything and your lack of the ability to play pirate. Personally, I prefer ninjas myself.
Maybe this will cheer you up:
http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/