DAMN YOU TYRA BANKS
Tyra Banks, you evil succubus. You made Clay Aiken a guest judge on tonight’s episode. I bet you gave me a migraine too because you know that my only cure is incredibly crappy TV. AND WHAT’S CRAPPIER THAN CLAY AIKEN GIVING EIGHT STARVING IDIOTS ACTING LESSONS?
I may not have a migraine now, but I think I just had a stroke. A FIERCE STROKE.