Something I like to do in my spare time
Monday, March 9th, 2009Using Stanley’s quirks to annoy the Dog Whisperer on Twitter.
Jan 27th - me: If the Dog Whisperer guy is so fucking special, he’d be able to teach my dog to go down to Starbucks and bring me a double espresso.
(on this date, @cesarmillan started following my twitter feed.)
Jan 28th - me: @cesarmillan I see you are following me on Twitter. How can I get my dog to stop eating his poop, the cat’s poop, random rabbit poop?
Feb 4th - me: @cesarmillan you never answered my question about my poop-eating dog! Is there a poop whisperer out there?
March 3rd - me: @cesarmillan - my dog’s diet hasn’t changed, but his farts smell like poop and old eggs instead of just poop. Advice please!
March 4th - me: @cesarmillan - the dog just barked like crazy at the kids next door. Do I scold him for being rude, or praise him for IDing future felons?
March 9th - me: @cesarmillan - my dog just farted so loud that he woke himself up and started barking at the noise. Should I feel bad for laughing at this?
He has yet to answer me. Stanley continues to fart.